Over the Rainbow

Weather perspective shifts radically in the west of Ireland.  After three weeks of lashing rain and whipping winds, we're ready to call a morning where the sky is occasionally blue and the sun occasionally shining, with only intermittent flights of lawn furniture across the landscape, a fine day (Ex-pats call it a fine day.  Locals call it a beautiful day).  Taking advantage of the lovely, not-quite-hurricane conditions, Lucy and I headed to Inch dunes for a walk. 


All began well, and I felt that locals sense of smugness about being one of only three people on a gorgeous three-mile beach in November, my little dog happily chasing scent up and down the dunes, exhilarating wind blowing through my hair and her fur.  Then the first peal of thunder sounded.  Lucy bolted into the dunes.  I looked to my right and saw, picturesquely framed between the mountains of the Dingle and Iveragh peninsulas, a huge, dark, blue-gray cloud approaching at speed down Dingle Bay.  That's one of the perks of walking at Inch. You can see exactly what weather you're going to get in the next five minutes. I thought it might be a good idea to cut this walk short.

First I had to find my dog.  Heading up into the dunes as the next lightning strike flashed, my whistles were lost in the wind.  I reached the top, where I could see the unfolding expanse of dunes, but no small dog. Looking back to the beach I saw the few cars parked there start up and head for the exit, headlights on.  One walker in a red jacket, about halfway down the beach, turned back as well, but did not run.  She was never going to make it but she'd retain her dignity.  I continued calling for Lucy as I semi-jogged along the path at the top of the dunes.  Lightning flashed; thunder followed.  A sense of drama descended.

Suddenly Lucy appeared at my feet, ears flat, tail down.  "Good dog!  Come on Luce!" I shouted as another tremendous clap of thunder rang out.  Lucy shot off again and was gone.  I hurried back along the path, shouting "Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!" and eyeing up the approaching storm.  The woman in the red jacket maintained an even pace on the beach as the interval between lightning strikes shrank and the dark cloud loomed overhead.  I, on the other hand, was an orange-jacketed lunatic on top of the dunes, racing along and shouting.  

This time when Lucy reappeared I got her on the lead.  For a little thing she sure has torque.  My twenty-five pound dog yanked me along the top path then catapulted me down a sand canyon and back to the lower, main path along the bottom of the dunes.  I let her off the lead and we both took off for the car, running.  

Lucy can outrun me by several factors of speed but, fair play, kept circling back to make sure I was on pace.  Near the end she figured I was going to make it and lit out for the car on her own.  Just then the hail hit, little icy needles in a gale force wind. "Ouch ouch ouch ouch" I laughed to no one, soaked through in thirty seconds, but thankfully at the last dune.  Up and over I went.

And, briefly, up and over I kept going. Briefly, I flew. The wind picked me up as I crested the dune and I was not in control of my own movements.  The immediate temptation was to let go.  I can fly!  For some reason, I thought of Dorothy.  And thinking of Dorothy made me remember gravity.  In real life, when people go up with no visible means of support, they come down hard.  I fought to stay on my feet and did a comical stumble run down the back side of the dune.  I saw Lucy dancing impatiently by the car.  I opened the hatch and she leaped in to the safety of her crate.  

Safe though soaked, I drove the Beetle down a rutted track to the beach exit, meeting the other fleeing cars at the main road. I don't know what happened to the lady in red.  Just as I pulled out, another car was pulling in.  Sure, why would a little thunder, hail and lightning keep you from your daily walk on the beach? Now that's a local.

When Puppies Go Bad

Croppedlucy [Written in the summer of 2006, in the three-week period I was trapped in the kitchen with a new puppy who had separation anxiety.  Posted May 20, 2009]

"Belle Weaver is flying into the nation's capital today to receive an award for saving a family member's life… Stories such as hers, of heroism and quick thinking, are always inspiring. But this one has a twist, and not just because Belle is 3 years old.  You see, Belle Weaver is a beagle. She used her owner's cellphone to call 911." (Washington Post, 6/19/06)

“I want a mobile,” said Lucy, my four-month old puppy.  “Oh, right,” I retorted, “like you’re gonna use a mobile to save my life.  You’ll just be chatting with all the pups in the neighborhood, costing me a fortune.”  She looked at me solemnly, then sprang up in crazy leaps to lick my face.  “I can order pizza,” she said, between slurpy dog kisses.  “I’ll think about it,” I muttered, as she snuggled into my lap, utterly adorable. 

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Cynics? No.

April 24, 2009

I'm jumping on the Susan Boyle bandwagon.  I think she can handle it.  She seems unusually sane (much like our current President. Is an international outbreak of sanity quietly unfolding? But I digress…).  What interests me in the Boyle phenomenon is how often people referred to themselves as cynics when discussing their reaction to her performance on "Britain's Got Talent."  They were cynics before she sang, and big-hearted converts after. 

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Post Theocracy

April 17, 2009

Holy Thursday evokes a spirit of contemplation and renewal in Ireland.  In particular, the contemplative realization that, ye god, the pubs and off-licenses are closed tomorrow (one of only two days in the year on which they are closed) and a renewal of the home alcohol stocks in an evening rush of panic buying.  A day without drinking.  This shall not be.

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Scapegoats

March 31, 2009

Just when it seemed the current financial crisis would overwhelm our capacity to understand, when the cause and effect diagram was hopelessly criss-crossed with double-arrowed lines of blame, we were rescued.  Not by our own personal bailout, but by the emergence of villains.  Evil bankers, evil corporateers (thank you American AIG bonus recipients, for keeping it going) and incompetent politicians (true evil seems to imply the type of brainpower that people are, for some reason, unwilling to attribute to politicians) are being hauled from their glittering lairs to face the glare of public hate.  We have our scapegoats. 

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A Google Carol

January 10, 2007

I google myself every so often, just to make sure that the real Cheryl Donahue–me–comes up at the top of the list.  I suppose those other Cheryl Donahues consider themselves just as real.  But they are too spookily like alternate selves to get complacent about.  Just minor tweaks in the life circuit, and they could be me.  That’s why I have to watch them.

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Strange Mothering

November 16, 2006

Our little dog Lucy went into heat the week we were taking her to the vet to be spayed.  A puppy whose life was previously occupied with walks, chasing her ball, running, pouncing on bugs and cadging treats is now focused almost exclusively on becoming a mother.  Or, at least, on finding a mate.  Judging by her avid scenting on our early morning walks, there are a lot of fine male dogs in the vicinity.  But she won’t be meeting them.  She’s too young to be a mother.

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The Zeitgeist of Fat

November 2, 2006

Hallelujah!  It’s here.  Better than finding out that drinking red wine and eating dark chocolate are good for you.  Way, way better than liposuction and tummy tucks.  So much better than the South Beach Diet; get out of here with your South Beach Diet.  I’m talking about resveratrol (marketeers take note: we need a catchy new name for this stuff, and quick).  And you need never diet again, because resveratrol lets you eat whatever you want, and stay as healthy and active as your brother the fitness freak.  Yee-ha!

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Romeo Not

October 24, 2006

He’s a handsome fellow, I have to admit.  Standing on the hill in our back garden on four sturdy paws, strong little Jack Russell chest thrust out, ears cocked and folded in two perfect triangles, coat a radiant white and tan, he commands attention.  And he has it.  Not only mine, staring at him eye to eye from the kitchen window, but also my female puppy’s, in her first season, and pining for her first love.

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My Cosmic Job

August 24th, 2005

My friend Gail likes to straighten things up.  When we have lunch out she’ll neatly arrange the napkins and cutlery on the table, and bring any other stray items into line.  "Don’t mind this," she said once, years ago, "It’s my cosmic job.  Nature’s Little Pruner."

I loved the idea of a cosmic job, a clear, simple task to which one was cosmically assigned, that makes use of one’s natural bent.  I wanted a cosmic job. As it turns out, I have one.  I am the Direction Giver.

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